I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Uncle James’d

When you eat her pussy, after several of your friends came in her.

She got Uncle James’d , after the boys pulled a train on her.

by James Gresham December 3, 2023

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Insane Uncle Zane

Nuff Said.

"It's a Penis Austin :D" - Insane Uncle Zane

by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011

uncle max

The uncle of Jackson cisz

Ps: he has down syndrome

Ur acting like a uncle max

by Muncle May 15, 2024

Uncleing

Uncleing is a verb used to describe the snagging actions of an older Indigenous male who is not an actual blood relative or uncle per say but is known for his lady's man qualities.

Hey weenug did you see that guy at the powwow??? He was just Uncleing real hard.

by Weentiko February 25, 2021

Uncle

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

by GoodAtExplaining August 25, 2020