Parking turtle 

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

Parking turtle by yubaruby August 9, 2021

Snapping turtle

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that

Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

Snapping turtle by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021

Grease turtle 

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.

Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles

Grease turtle by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

sea turtle ass by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

laundry turtle steamship 

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

laundry turtle steamship by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

dancing turtle 

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

dancing turtle by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021

Meow-Turtle 

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say

Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.

Meow-Turtle by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021