tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

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the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

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Having sex in a tree with leaves attached to you using the sap of the tree to attach it to your body meanwhile you are covered in camoflauge paint

Look at those wild humans enjoying tree style

by Roadrunner July 08, 2016

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a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 November 01, 2015

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During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

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A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

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A nasty ass tree (callery pear tree) that smells like butt, dick, and pussy.

by Katielbowen April 22, 2022

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