Crescent Moon

The act of beating off in a king sized bed with 5 other men licking your asshole and one other man licking your nipples.

The boys and I performed the Crescent Moon with no adult supervision.

by ErectAndDisfunctional_36 April 22, 2022

Moon-bat

A bat from the moon

I saw a moon-bat earlier today

by Rubbertoechicken June 7, 2019

Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.

"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"

by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.

Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."

by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023

The moons name

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.

The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.

by Archangel Azreal August 2, 2024

Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017