Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

Internet

The shit your using right now. dumbass...

guy 1: Hey whats the internet?
guy 2: wtf dude ur dumb

by Mushroom Man :3 September 9, 2021

Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018

Internet Roadtrip

The game on neal.fun where people use Google street view to travel the world together.

I got us a shout-out on the Internet Roadtrip

by Venom777 August 5, 2025

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series

internet wars are a fun way of wasting time

by f uck ypu July 29, 2021

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024