The Internet

The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37

by Xetral_Ghik July 25, 2018

The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023

internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.

Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.

by MNoDead March 18, 2017