dump machine

a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.

hey mate im off to the dump machine.

or hey mate lets cook these dumps using the dump machine.

by gooseballsack December 28, 2020

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.

I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump

by K-dub07 December 13, 2015

Fire Dump

When you light your shit on fire in the toilet

I just let out a huge shit and lit it on fire, resulting in a fire dump!

by GhastMarine February 29, 2012

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 25, 2025

Full Dump

When a man is ready to have anal sex because he has just expelled all the feces in his rectum.

I just took a full dump so if you want to get it on were safe from any accidents.

by Anti full dump November 12, 2019

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 07, 2023

napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017