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douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017
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derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
by Mongo10 October 23, 2023
mugGet the derfin biscuitmug.

Biscuit Kiss

The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)
If we're gonna play soggy biscuit, let's at least do it with a biscuit kiss.
by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021
mugGet the Biscuit Kissmug.

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.
the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.
by e z geezus July 29, 2011
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Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.
Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.
by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023
mugGet the Biscuit Eatermug.

Soggy Biscuit fc

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team
by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021
mugGet the Soggy Biscuit fcmug.

Biscuit

A person who is in the bottom sets & classes at school and is of low academic capability
Steve is a right biscuit
Dave's all the way down in biscuit set, poor soul
by 0161chickeninawrap September 17, 2017
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