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Skibiti Toilet Day

A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.
Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”
by Micheal edger April 5, 2024
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Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023
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Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011
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Skibidi Toilet

The YouTube shorts series made by DaFuqBoom which has an audience and fanbase of pre-birth to 11 year olds that makes me want to commit not live.
Skibidi Kid (Fetus): Skibidi Toilet dop dop yes yes

Me: Ahh fucking hell.
by Random person in random place February 4, 2024
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plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.
He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.
by Woodworkius April 16, 2021
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backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.
you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!
by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013
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Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
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