jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob Mooney

A well defined sexy Asian man

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack

by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.

Man that Jacob kid is weird

by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019