bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Ring The Gong

It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.

Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar

Bill: What’s the address

Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!

by Meditation Papi February 27, 2022

ringing

A word used by northern b******s to describe something being dirty or filthy. This word is more commonly used in the North East of the UK, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Hull etc.

that fooking cable is fooking ringing mate

by alwaysright118 March 3, 2022

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022

spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )

food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)

by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021