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retard breath

The bad breath that is commonly found amongst the mentally disabled community due to neglectful oral hygiene practices,
One of the topics that Tommy will learn in special ed this year is better oral hygiene because his retard breath is becoming a nuisance to the classroom.
by WilderWavingWieners January 5, 2025
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Retarded

Alexis and gracie are retarded for adding someone back on snap they didn't know and received a dick pic
by BadLandsChugs November 7, 2020
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Retards

People that type their names into urbandictionary.com and post the 'definition' all over social media.
You see everyone posting their name definition from UD on IG? What a bunch of retards.
by supremechimp November 23, 2021
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Retard

1. A conservative or libertarian posting opinions heavily and transparently favoring millionaires and oligarchs.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
Person 1: "I don't think millionaires should pay taxes do you?". "Nowhere in the constitution is democracy mentioned". "I'm boycotting any company which has boycotted twitter since Elon took over".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
by Penis Kneivel November 4, 2022
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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