To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
by A2K February 18, 2003
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evil sony monster

sony, when your post count goes down due to archiving
the evil sony monster keeps stealing my posts!
by darstar November 05, 2003
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cookie monster swirl

Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out
by Dapussaymonsta September 21, 2015
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
by yourbroham August 15, 2017
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Monsters inc nigga toes

Monsters inc nigga toes is a term used to describe men with hairy, Long, and skinny toes. The toes resemble those of mike. Wazoeski’s toes.
Tyler’s got them Monsters inc nigga toes.
by Ayushmen Trividie March 11, 2019
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Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
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four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.
I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.
by the big dipper February 21, 2009
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