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jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends
jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here
by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, times may be hard but he will come around. to be honest, you will fall in love with him, but he's not good at relationships, he says that he cant do them, but give it time you say, trust me we can make it work! So many promises will be made during your time together and thoughts will be shared, your skin will touch, smiles will be upon your faces, tears will be shredded, but in the end, you and he both love each other very much. Days will be long, nights will be long, you will call all hours of the night.
Jacob is gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, he really is someone you'll want to marry, he will make you feel many things, many emotions, he will definitely make you angry, sad, and so many other things, he will make you feel good. You will want to make him feel good.
He doesn't really share his emotions but you will know when something is up, you will want to give him the world you will want to give him all the hugs, kisses, cuddles, you really just want to give him everything he's ever wanted. though he will want space, so give him space. Honestly, you think he is broken inside, so you try to help. Being with a Jacob may be hard, but you'll enjoy it while it lasts. Being with him will be complicated.
Friend: How's it going with you and Jacob?
You: Oh, well it's definitely going. All I know is that I love him, and he loves me too.
by kennychan January 21, 2021
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Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh
by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022
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jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast
John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe
by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup
Jacob is mentally ill
by Ddndnd June 6, 2019
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Jacob M

A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.
"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"
by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022
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Jacob

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.
by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021
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