A Marlyse Hair

A long, dark brown hair not attached to a person's head.

Ew, I found a marlyse hair in my food!

by I<3Marlyse December 13, 2009

Gunt Hair

Hair that sticks out of a woman's fat cunt aka gunt. Is usually found in lower class neighborhoods.

That bitch had so much gunt hair I had to pull it out of my teeth.

That girl had Gunt Hair sticking out of her lulus.

Mmm her gunt hair tasted so great

She was fine till I has to floss

Her gunt hair was so long i could floss with it

by Drew LTD April 23, 2010

Arse Hair Demon

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.

Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."

by Scotsdave April 2, 2006

Purple haired slut

a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.

Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?

by Breelyn June 1, 2020

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006

Hot mom hair

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.

The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.

by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Madd Rad Hair

Amazing hair styles by Dahvie Vanity. Including the Mod Goth, Rebellion, Vanity, Death Hawk, and Sophisticated Chic. Also is the name of his hair company and a hit song by Blood on the Dance Floor.

I WANT MADD RAD HAIR DAHVIE!!

by @ddmae August 3, 2010