Dumb ass

A word to describe a person that does unwise and stupid things.

Jim: I found some chocolate lying in the street to you want some?

Billy: Jim that is shit you fucking dumb ass

by AidzoMD May 17, 2021

Scum Dumb

A person who is scum and who believes themselves to be scum smart, but in reality they are so stupid they would try and claim for disability benefit and home help from someone they work out with at the Gym

They are definitely scum dumb as they tried to make an insurance claim for new carpet claiming it was damaged by Penguin that flew in through the window

by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023

Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.

Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023

relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.

"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."

by Chris Noel July 31, 2020

dip dumb

It’s a way of calling someone a dumbass but it also makes YOU sound like a dumbass as well

Elena: 4+1 is 6 You dip dumb

Chelsea: okay first off it’s 5 and second wtf is a dip dumb you dumbass JUST SAY DUMBASS

by Definitionsforeetards October 8, 2018

Dumb Zeb

When a ginger kid acts like he's straight but everyone knows he isn't

1: did you hear about that ginger kid who's straight?
2: yeah he's a dumb zeb

by Groovyishot March 8, 2023

Dumb boy

A male that thinks it’s okay to molest, sexually abuse, and rape males that make their male victims believe it’s okay to do the same thing while non-sexual criminals guys would attempt to get the justice towards the victim rapist that been molested, sexually abused, or raped by another guy.

Jerry: Timmy was raped by a guy, and has raped a girl named Alicia.
Christopher: the guy who rapes Timmy is a dumb boy.

by LinkxPeach February 8, 2023