Black Hazel

My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...

Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.

OR

Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.

by whosdatgurl January 1, 2012

Black-shopped

When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it

All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.

by Bianca James February 27, 2011

Arial Black

A font used in a variety of medium - for instance, poster making.
Or.
What a bitch.

Arial Black... what a bitch!

by concerned.student08 March 24, 2011

Black Nastys

"PhatRakDaddySak" will always wear BLACK socks while wearing WHITE shoes

Oh nah PhatRak how u gonna be wearin them black nastys

by Viti Ras October 12, 2023

Black Craig

Someone who got ashy ankles and wears doc martins wit low socks

Lil nigga got them Black Craigs on!

by Joe Pickles September 30, 2023

Black backpack

Usually belonging to the quiet kid with every thing he needs. An knife, rope, ak47, and a gas mask.

Jason: ha ha your just a little pussy ass bitch
Josh: that's it i'm done with your shit
Jason: so what are you gonna do
Josh: (pulls out black backpack and reaches in)
Jason: oh shit he has an AK run
Josh: (shoots gun)

by Black backpack December 2, 2021

Black Forest

Specifically prison (not jail). The bars being the trees in the forest.

Tyrone did hard time in the black forest.

by Genmyself3 January 2, 2020