The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020

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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

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