Andrew

Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.

Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*

by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022

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Andrew Moore

Aka whiskey dick also known as gets his girl taken by guys named avery.

Andrew Moore got his bitch stolen from a sauce.

by Hehshsb September 13, 2023

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Andrew

The best person in the world

He’s a real Andrew

by Andydandy01 October 21, 2021

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Andrew

Andrew is an interesting guy... Always seems to say the most inappropriate things and brings second hand embarrassment for his friends. Not really too good at anything but tries hard anyways. Kinda awkward around the ladies and can't seem to find his true soulmate. The only ones he can trust are all mostly guys.

Andrew? I would never date someone like him loll.

by dababy.com May 14, 2021

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andrew swerdlin

a fucking golden retriever who makes bad jokes that no one laughs at, also is white

Look that’s Andrew Swerdlin, what a dumbass.

by shedge June 9, 2022

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Andrew Jepsen

An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.

Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen

by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019

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