moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling

Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!

by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021

to the moon

a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.

person 1: my friend has so much bitcoin that he went to the moon!
person 2: when is he coming back?
person 1:its a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.
person 2: ohhhhhhh... now i get it!

by zazazzzazaazazaza November 8, 2020

Moon Gooning

A term invented by TheDooo on YouTube.

A ritual where you go out at night and do some wacky sh*t.

TheDoo: Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight.

by Atoxtor November 29, 2023

moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"

That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar

by AWylde December 11, 2023

Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018

Moon

Niral Bhardwaj - prettiest girl to ever exist in all the universe

What moon means?
It means niral bhardwaj 🌙

by Snowman1000 January 11, 2024

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024