The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search

Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.

by bihlilboi January 21, 2018

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

internet oddity

NIGGA!!!

NIGGA INTERNET ODDITY

by NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGAGA June 11, 2021

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

interneting

the term boomers use

You've been spending too much time interneting!

by stop_moition_man November 18, 2020

Dead Internet Theory

90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends

dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc

by The roblox maxwell cat :) March 3, 2025

Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.

"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."

by geekforbrains January 6, 2023