TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 03, 2021

National Buy a Bucket Hat Day!

National buy a bucket hat day! National Buy a Bucket Hat Day is celebrated on November 12

“Hey, let’s run to the store to buy a bucket hat because it’s national buy a bucket hat day!”

by nationaIdaycreater November 12, 2021

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.

It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!

by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022

Operation hat trick fuzzy button

Blocking donations from ebegging bums

Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021