tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 December 9, 2011

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025

tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015