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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022
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Road rocket

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.
Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.
by CockGrinder69 April 9, 2022
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wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
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road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.
He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.
by DiggingBear November 4, 2021
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Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.
Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!
by Kbnrba November 14, 2021
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The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
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Road

Road : Right Out A Dyke

Hit The Road : fornicates with male female might prostitute or not but is promiscious.
Alice hit the road after hanging out wity new group of girls.
by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022
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