Mid ring

Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?

Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.

Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.

Dude 2: Mid Ring...

"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."

by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.

Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.

by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019

Ringing for ransoms

Calling somebody to partake in a type of sexual intercourse, however only for one night

I’m going to be ringing for ransoms tonight

by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018

ring carrier

A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.

Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?

by aka_painkiller November 6, 2023

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017