Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )
food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
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Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!
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ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.
I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.
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Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
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The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
by Victory Gin October 04, 2019
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