After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025
A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
by All3y_C4t September 26, 2021
The kid that always brings an ice pack in their lunch. Typically always has the best foods for lunches and will seldom share it. These kids are often quick to anger not only regarding their lunches but also with many other situations that put them in an uncomfortable situation. These kids also follow the trend of growing up with YTV and can be generally very overprotective.
“Dude what did you pack for lunch?”
(Opens bag) “Oh just some leftovers.”
“Aw man an Ice pack? I totally took you for an Ice Pack Kid!”
(Seemingly becoming defensive) “What’s wrong with having an ice pack in my lunch? And no I’m not sharing!”
(Opens bag) “Oh just some leftovers.”
“Aw man an Ice pack? I totally took you for an Ice Pack Kid!”
(Seemingly becoming defensive) “What’s wrong with having an ice pack in my lunch? And no I’m not sharing!”
by JimLahey6/10 September 14, 2022
by mclovinnnn2 October 17, 2023
A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 14, 2015
Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.
Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.
by SudsNDuds July 04, 2017
by ali._ January 24, 2025