tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.

Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today

by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015

tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.

My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.

by thebatmanz March 4, 2015

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 20, 2015

tree shagger

someone that shag's on a tree.

someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger

by Terry1999 October 4, 2015