tree

A person that is disliked, often found in the "backyard" or mind

God, that person is such a TREE!!!

by Kate7410 November 10, 2007

Tree

an unloveable asshole and a fuckup

I hate Tree

by Shrub!!! October 11, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich

“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019