tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do
What is tony romo? He is a tree homo
by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017
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Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.
"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"
by PeachPlugger9000 January 06, 2025
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Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber
by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023
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tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.
He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.
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milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree
Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”
by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 01, 2020
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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter
Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree
by brxxdie February 16, 2022
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