Super straight is a sarcastic term! It actually means super gay ! So if someone says they’re super straight it just means they’re joking and are actually super gay and love to suck big fat di-
by Ilovemilfs2407 March 7, 2021
Get the Super-Straightmug. A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
Get the straight pipermug. For example; Two roommates in college go out for a fun night; they come back intoxicated, and one blacks out. The other then seeing that his roommate is unconscious, proceeds to take advantage of him. This is what is now known as Straight Rape.
Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.
Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.
by College Pyschology Minor March 3, 2011
Get the Straight Rapemug. A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
Get the Straight Jacketmug. Man 1: Hey do you like this man?
Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
by King0kell0 March 5, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Get the lesbonic straightnessmug. A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.
Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
by I'm literally better than you March 22, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.