Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

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your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"

Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-

by homomymomo May 19, 2020

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Aidan’s mom

The hottest lady you will ever meet in your life

I saw Aidan’s mom yesterday

by Aidan’s big dick daddy February 25, 2023

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Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

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