jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 1, 2013

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Jordan

Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women

Jordan is crazy

by dhdnf November 26, 2021

Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k

Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too

by User728273 March 9, 2019

Marley Jordan

A transgender celeste streamer

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?

by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025

Jordan

Stole my yeezys

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK

by aaronlong0712 November 10, 2020

Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020