Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018
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Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.
Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.
by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022
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Pass the ham

When usually in a gang bang situation two or more men shares the same girl/girls or boy/s. It also applies to a fellow who has his meat treated by multiple users.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.
by DrOpie August 18, 2022
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Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
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B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!
Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!
by BFF#1 October 23, 2008
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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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