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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
mugGet the ham certainsmug.

Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
by Gibbyme December 31, 2018
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Lap Ham

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"
by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
mugGet the Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloomug.

Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
by PuffyRI June 19, 2022
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ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex
Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker
by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016
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