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National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
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it’s giving lynda

used to describe a co worker who’s incredibly good at “playing the part” but not actually doing the job. they could become a manager, make bank, and still not do anymore than they were doing before. they can often be seen pretending to work. these individuals are highly manipulative.
co-worker: the new girls so lazy. we’re always expected to pick up her slack.
me: ‘it’s giving lynda’
by madejustforlynda July 29, 2022
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Give ‘em the boot

In the early 1980’s It’s quite literally was what skinheads world do to predatory pedophiles.
“That creepy old dude offered to suck me off, so I called my friends and when we find him we’ll Give ‘em the boot!”
by Rectifier 9 August 2, 2022
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but only because it’s National Give Head Day
by Danielx90 August 4, 2022
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on August 20 even if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend it does not matter because it’s a national day, just ask, nobody will be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but just because it’s National Give Head Day
by Danielx90 August 4, 2022
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day
Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day
by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019
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