facebook drought 

a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.

Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.

facebook drought by monstersincx3 October 21, 2010

facebook Coercion 

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.

She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!

facebook Coercion by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010

facebook skeleton 

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,

He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.

facebook skeleton by Dot Woods November 7, 2010

Facebook Flush 

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

Facebook Flush by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

facebook sleepover 

staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.

I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.

facebook sleepover by iwantyoualwaysandforever69 November 16, 2010

facebook parasite 

a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all

god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...

facebook parasite by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010

Facebook action 

A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.

Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.

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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.

Facebook action by FacebookWhore14 December 13, 2010