Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

by Chrollosnipple March 17, 2019

Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Doing a Nige

The art of answering more than one question with a single answer, and expecting people to understand the answer that is only in your head.

Q. Shall we go to Nando's or Chicken Shop tonight?
A. Yeah - book it and I'll meet you there at 7.
Q. Which one? You're doing a Nige again.

by dragon_nut June 25, 2019

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021

Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

Do the brew

To complete an important task

“Did you do the brew?”
“Yes, the brew is done.”

by DJ Moist September 20, 2020

doing the daniel

leaving the conversation without saying anything

" Where did he go?"

"He's gone again. He's always doing the daniel."

by obi knobi December 16, 2020