Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food

1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Sweet circle bread

the donnuts!!!

An Asian guy walk into the store saids"Hey...can I have some 'sweet circle breads'?"

by Trbnist September 30, 2010

Student bread

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.

Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Bread Bug

A delicate term for a yeast infection.

“Yeah, I’ve got a Bread Bug Again”

by BreadLover3021 December 27, 2021

Bread

A delicious food, especially fresh out of the oven and smothered in butter. It smells amazing and tastes like heaven. Wheat bread is healthy and delicious, and white bread is...less healthy but still delicious.

"Mom, the bread is almost ready!"

"YAYAYAYAYAY!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020