The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug. by RandomP June 20, 2011
Get the The Ocean Dumpmug. by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
Get the Donald Dumpmug. by Greenmiller January 23, 2022
Get the Slut dumpmug. Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
Get the Three-Course-Dumpmug. by apcd13 June 29, 2015
Get the ball dumpmug. by zlarky December 4, 2010
Get the Ned's Dumpmug.