Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

by Failure Alert November 20, 2023

Noah

A Noah is a man with a big ego who thinks he is the best at everything, who is surrounded by yes men.

"He's got such a big ego"
"Yeah he's such a Noah"

by Bin weevles enjoyed 69420 October 27, 2021

Noah

noah’s a great bestfriend, noah’s goofy, noah’s the best person you can have, noah’s a great loving guy, he will always be there for you through best and in worse, if you had him as a bestfriend,boyfriend, or friend, you are lucky :D.

Alexa: HEYYYY HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN?

Noah: HEYY I’VE BEEN SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TEXTED ME HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN?

by noahs bestie August 7, 2021

noahful

an adjective used to describe when someone is extremely chill and nonchalant but also sexy and strong

Person 1: “He’s so nonchalant but hes also sooo sexy!!”
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!

by wilbursimpforlife February 13, 2025

noah

Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.

I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.

by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024