Jacob

Bitch

Jacob is such a bitch, like who names their kid Jacob???

by Chute mi November 28, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is someone that loves his friend Tony

Jacob: I fucking love Tony

by totally not jacob November 23, 2023

Joshua Jacob

Sexy boy. He's sooo fine. He'll listen to all your problems and is sooo sweet and nice. He's very talented and there is no body like him.

I thought u were Joshua Jacob!

by tanzlocigs December 10, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is amazing he is gorgeous and stunning when your dating him. but he will manipulate you and make you fall I love so he can hurt you even more when he ends it after he gets what he wants.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.

Person1: oh is that Jacob

Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy

by Juicyjennaj August 20, 2021

Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Jacob

Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.

Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*

by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021

Jacob

Pretty cool dude

oh, that handsome lad over there? that's jacob

by j1293490495 February 21, 2021