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twat twiddler

That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler
by John_D03 June 14, 2019
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Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021
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Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: Style points

A group of absolute bitches
TWATs: OMG! TikTok is so gud!!
Me: Oh Shit, I better run. It’s a TWAT
by BigBoyBurren March 29, 2021
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Twat

/Twät/: 1.1800s:see Twat
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.
After a minor traffic incident that 5’0 skinny guy driving the Lexus , traded his faux scarf he was wearing for a neck brace that day in court.

:omg he sounds like a huge Twat
by Axel Jabroni September 1, 2021
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Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.
"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"
by Shallowve August 15, 2015
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