Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.

Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023

Sent our ass

A simple misunderstanding. Redirect to centaur ass.

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person

Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character

by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Ass

The crappy peach-flavoured marshmallows that a certain person brings to lunch one day.

These marshmallows are ass.

by FsFarmer111 June 6, 2022

pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018