Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.

Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty keannie

Coming
So hard you bleed

I cumed so hard and blood came out, I hate dirty keannie

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Dirty cedar

The type of girl to hit on every tinder guy, and send nudes well talking to someone else.

“Hey look At all the guys she talks to, she doing a dirty cedar”

by Channy January 23, 2022

A dirty jay

Though she’s so sweet in nature you can sense she’d like to be fisted and you’re correct about this.

Yeah I knew a dirty Jay, pretty, looks like she likes that type of thing.

Defined by fun, care free characteristics

by mermaidtiger January 23, 2022

dirty Di'Vonna

A sex position in which you sit on top of a grinch statue and get your ass hairs licked. Often resulting in ejaculation going 10000mp/h.

Dude! Johnny did a dirty Di'Vonna to Avery! That's so gay.

by gaeldoesokay January 23, 2022