monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 13, 2007

Wanna see my balls

When your two hairy balls are in need of O² so you need to get them out of your pants

~OR

You need to flex your huge balls

Adolf hitler: Wanna see my balls?

Joseph stalin: You don't have any you fucking retard!

by IsuckdicksEveryday March 08, 2024

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020

Cover my face

Means you’re a b@tty b0y

For example i cover my face in every video my gf takes cause i like it up the bum

by Brubaliicth July 17, 2022

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts :>

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: tf are u talking about??

by e_callix April 26, 2025

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts just like carti

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??

by e_callix April 26, 2025

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 06, 2012