clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

gotta grab that ass

When a guy has a sexual crush on girl And really does

joe: hey samamtha your lookin hot

Samantha: thanks "blush"

Joe: gotta grab that ass
Samantha: "blush"
Witness: yep, he likes her sexually

by Bowbow queen August 19, 2017

Sniff ass

Someone who farts under the covers, and they stick their head under to smell their own ass.

You must be really cold. Either that or you farted, you sniff ass!

by Lakitaari September 01, 2019

Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.

When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!

by Caramelts October 24, 2023

Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig

The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world

by Pseuzie December 27, 2023

Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas

Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020