Super Saiyan Dick: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.
A:
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."
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Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
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Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
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