milli-ass

1. (noun) Unit of measure describing an embarrassingly weak effort. 500 milli-ass = half-ass.
2. (adj) When you can't even be bothered to half-ass.
3. (verb) Doing a job at much below half-ass performance.

I put maybe 4 milli-ass of effort into finishing that report, but Hey, it's done!
Chloe did a milli-ass job of cleaning the kitchen. It's still disgusting.
John's been milli-assing it at work all week.

by david Somers July 7, 2016

Ass

Butt

Ow! My ass!

by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020

Grab Ass Day

Wednesday, May 1st is grab ass day. Grab ass day is every month. Be prepared!

“Why did you grab my ass?!?”
“It’s grab ass day!”

by LittleMars3 April 30, 2019

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

by alorette79 July 15, 2022

Swamp Ass

When your ass sweats so much it becomes a viable option for Shrek to relocate to.

"Did you see his swamp ass?"
"No."
"He had swamp ass, and I want to eat it."

by 4rri July 16, 2019

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016

punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.

harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.

by anonymous June 10, 2022