“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 03, 2021
January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
by Eljef3 June 04, 2024
"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021
June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
by fetusdeletus01 June 26, 2021
Shark Fucking Day is on March 4
by Jacquesolantern March 04, 2022