gay ass

An adjective used to describe anything or anyone that is currently annoying or irritating to you at the moment.

Jamal: Fuck!

Nick: What

Jamal: Gay ass Ms.Smith gave me a C on the geography quiz

by niggasan223395 October 2, 2019

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

Ass Strips

A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.

"Did you hear Jim got Ass Strips last night"

by jes bru September 19, 2017

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops

Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy

by Am June 1, 2018

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Butt up their ass

When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
Izzy

Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"

by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
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...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016