dick

destroying indian curry killers

P1: hey wanna dick
P2: HECK YEAH

by Xboxisgay828292910 February 28, 2023

National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis

„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
„National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle

My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it

by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016

andrei has a big dick

Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong

dam Andrei has a big dick

by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Lop Ass Dick

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

by Man with too much time March 11, 2021

Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.

Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.

by JJBravo June 19, 2024