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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
mugGet the Ass napkinmug.

-ass

Suffix, usually disapproving. Used in derogatory terms as an intensifier. For example ‘smart-ass’
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
mugGet the -assmug.

hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
mugGet the hokey pokey ass niggamug.

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
mugGet the The Albanian Ass-Blastermug.

Kyle ass behavior

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.
by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023
mugGet the Kyle ass behaviormug.

killerest-ass

Might not be the absolute awesomest in existence, but will for sure bury whoever or whatever is.
-That 's the killerest-ass weed I ever smoked in my life, wtf hahaha, i'm fuckered lmao!

-Wow, your mom makes the killerest-ass lasagna!
-Bro, you flow the killerest-ass rhymes, bro. Sick as fuck, yo. You rock muthfukka.
by peteypanharmonicaman March 23, 2017
mugGet the killerest-assmug.

ass pirate

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
mugGet the ass piratemug.

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